1. The Mayor's Beer Chugging Cousin Clovis
2. Up Up and Buffet
3. Snippy Longstockings
4. Coffee-Flavored Beverine
5. That the real Seymour Skinner came back, and the Skinner we know is actually Armin Tamzarian
6. "You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if some strange man offers you a ride, take it.
7. Freddy Kruger and Jason Vorhees
8. Robert Englund (Freddy Kruger)
9. Smelly and Spotty
10. "It's Raining Men"
11. Bernice
12. Lil Lugger & U-Tow
13. Outsider blabbing about the auto-drive system
14. A big Sister
15. Larry King
16. Harvey Fierstein
17. He plays Bart in the TV movie "Blood on the Blackboard--The Bart Simpson Story"
18. Linda Ronstadt
19. Mickey Rooney
20. Paul Anka
21. Rodney Dangerfield
22. Brett "The Hitman" Hart buys the mansion, the Shrieking Sheik lives 3 doors down.
23. Jim Varney
24. George Carlin & Martin Mull
25. He changes it from 'Cod Platter' to 'Cold Pet Rat'
26. The Singing Sirloin
27. Kelsey Grammer
28. He became Francine, Homer thinks his name is Mother Shabubu now
29. The Little Mermaid
30. A Saturn
31. You can't win friends with salad
32. Fudd
33. The Junior Campers
34. Fantastic Dan
35. Clinging to the side of the Mayflower
36. $40 a lesson, but he is only charging $25 for Marge
37. John Henry Was a Steel Driving Man
38. Has had three heart attacks (one for each play) and he is planning a fourth (Oh Streetcar)
39. Jeremiah's Johnson, The Godfather's Parts II, Five Sleazy Pieces
40. Homer has a tattoo of the Starland Vocal Band--'They Suck'
41. John Updike
42. Lisa-Paris, Bart-Translyvania, Marge-Hawaii, Homer-Jamaica
43. In "Mother Simpson", he's in the coffin being lowered into the ground & in "The Kids Stay in the Picture", Hans is in the morgue cooler.
44. Spinal Tap (Otto runs them off the road in The Otto Show) & The Johnny & Edgar Winter Group (Homer hits them in Homega Man)
45. The duck that works at the power plant
46. Title: "My Daddy is a Space Monster", Homer's Caption "Wife knocked boots with Space Stud"
47. "We'll Cut You Good"
48. Loneliness and Cheeseburgers
49. How to Eat an Orange
50. "All you can taste is the hog anus"
51. "Bart the Mother"
52. Joan Rivers
53. The Mighty Robots from Battlestar Galactica vs. the gay robots from Star Wars
54. Dress Barn
55. Coleco
56. The pretzels from Marge sells
57. Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson
58. Outing Rod and Todd
59. Off of a Blow Dryer
60. 48 Waist with a balloon seat
61. The pool table in his parent's tavern
62. Larry
63. Larry and Sid
64. 7 Days
65. "RIP BART", "BART DOA", "I H8 BART" & "DIE BART"

Well, there you go.
If you think I may have gotten any wrong or have a question, feel free to e-mail me.

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